if you don’t tell someone they’re not funny how will they know…it must be done rude or not
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
(Source: jeremyfuckyourenner)
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
my life is so pathetic ha ha ha
